I finally beat Bionic Commando: Rearmed today and cannot stress enough; it is a fantastic game. Don't let the lack of a jump button deter you, once you get used to the swinging mechanics you will find that the control scheme allows for far more control than you might expect as well as some interesting and creative platforming puzzles and secret areas galore. I won't say it isn't tough, I only played on normal difficulty and came damn near breaking my controller on multiple occasions, but that difficulty only makes it so much more satisfying when you overcome it.
I've also started playing Sonic Chronicles: Dark Brotherhood. I'm only about forty-five minutes into the game so I can hardly comment on the game as a whole but at least I am enjoying the attitude and writing. Imagine a
really well written children's cartoon. It's good, but you still won't get any adult themes or situations, (and that doesn't automatically mean sex you perv). Once again that is based on only the first forty-five minutes so... things could take a turn for the worse. Or not. My only negative comment is that I would like to tie up Amy the hedgehog in a burlap sack and drown her. That isn't to say that
my dislike for her is a good reason to not include her in a game, but
damn. Okay, maybe I have one other negative comment; I think the game would have benefited from not using any touch controls whatsoever. I know about a billion people are going to disagree with me and possibly hate me for saying this but I hate having to drag my character around the screen by the tits à la Phantom Hourglass. Just because the touch screen is there doesn't mean it
must be used. If I find out there are any mini-games that involve blowing on the microphone I swear I'm going to murder someone.
On the news front, Nintendo announced the newest version of their little handheld that can: the Nintendo DSi. Apparently the screens are slightly bigger, but from the reports I've read the resolution is the same. Also a .3 megapixel camera will be built in and possibly the best news is that a flash SD slot will be added so that DSware, (like Wiiware), games may be downloaded directly to the system. That stuff is all well and good but honestly I don't care about any of it.
I'll buy it if the console will actually support the WPA wireless encryption standard this time around. As it stands I can't utilize the Wi-Fi abilities of my Nintendo DS because my wireless network is WPA encrypted, (and hopefully so is anyone's network who has any common sense). I don't really think it's something Nintendo cares about, but let's just hope it was considered this time, (even if it means less battery time).
Of course there's at least one major problem as I see it, the GBA slot has been altogether removed from the system. I'm not sure how many people truly still play GBA games, plus the nature of the industry is to move forward and after four years of obsolescence it may be time to stop supporting the old format. However, the major problem with not including a GBA slot is that peripherals which require the GBA port will now become useless. The Guitar Hero World Tour fretboard peripheral will be unusable as will the memory cartridge for the DS version of the Opera web browser. I don't know if these products have been taken into account but this would seem to me to be a major issue. Maybe Nintendo just frankly doesn't give a shit. Sometimes I get the impression that caveat emptor is the mantra around the offices of the big N. Of course what they really want is simply for the millions of DS owners in the world to have to shell out more cash for the third iteration of the same handheld. Innovation my ass. (I should have bought a PSP, it would have been more expensive but I wouldn't have had to buy three of them).
On one last, entirely different note, I encountered a fantastic freeware game last week. It's been out for around a year so I'm a bit late to the party, but I would like to share it nonetheless. It's called "Death Worm," and it is frigging amazing. Have you ever thought "damn I wish I were one of the huge-ass sandworms from Dune?" Neither had I until I played this game. Few things are as fun as launching into the sky like some sort of freakish sand-dolphin, taking out a plane in midair, and devouring several camels and maybe a bewildered desert-dweller or two on the landing. Yeah, it's
awesome.
Check it out here.
