Kurt Vonnegut and Shigeru Miyamoto

I have a long standing theory that Shigeru Miyamoto read Harrison Bergeron while growing up and completely missed the point. Now that I've played Mario Kart Wii, I'm more certain than ever. If you haven't read the story, then read it. It's extremely short and more than worth your time. Just replace the shotgun at the end with a blue spiked turtle shell.

(comic found on Penny-Arcade)